Poker of the spooks

Me: “This I where I keep my emotions.”

People: There are some wonderful vintages in here! Why don’t we open this one” *grabs and opens old bottle*

Me: “Fuck.” *collapses into tears*

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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iminshock-look-ivegotablanket:

you-me-and-dickspeight:

I’ve decided to name my boobs Lucifer and Michael so that when I get home and take off my bra I can say I’m freeing Michael and Lucifer from the Cage.

i love how you don’t even consider naming one Adam, it’s like we’ve just condemned him to be in the cage for all eternity  

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“Good luck and may the odds ever be in your favor…what? This isn’t the hunger games? Then why are all those teens with sharp metal things headed toward you with malicious intent?”

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The Best of The Overlord: Part 2

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holygrails:

jmoosalecki:

neraiutsuze:

Sam Winchester VS The Leviathans

Sam Winchester VS The Clowns

Also:

Dean Winchester vs The Leviathans

Dean Winchester vs The Plane

also

Castiel vs anything:

Castiel vs Women

then there’s Bobby

Don’t forget Adam!

(Source: freetobescary, via angelofhumility)

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

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I just went from posting about how no one is irreplaceable to talking about disliking pants…guess nothing changes.

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